Best Tom Hanks Quotes

May 19, 2012 | Author admin

best tom hanks quotes
Re: a visit to a psychiatrist, can you write a story that includes 5 of these lines just 4 fun?

( I am waaaaay past school age,friends. This is merely for the pure love of being creative. Be it an amusing story or a serious one, I hope you have fun.)

1. Why are men so _______?
2. (You choose a LESLEY GORE song title as one of your lines)
3. I feel like Pete Best when he was ousted by Ringo.
4. (You choose the title of a Tom Hanks movie as one of your lines)
5. Who told you THAT?…..Woody Allen?!!!!
6. Please…..One psychosis at a time.
7. (You choose the movie title of a romantic comedy as one of your lines)
8. It’s important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y’know, turns you on… And it’s really, really important that these three people don’t know each other.
9. Hypnosis? Okay…. Let’s try it.
10. The secret to life is _____________________________________.

Number 8 is a great tv quote that I borrowed. I made up the rest.

CINDERELLA HAS AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER

The morning after Prince Charming’s 21st birthday ball…….

“WHY ARE MEN SO INCONSIDERATE?” sobbed Cinderella to her psychiatrist, Dr. Fairy Godmother. “I was hoping to meet the prince–we’d dance and fall in love. Then, we’d get married and live happily EVER AFTER, but all he wanted was a one-night stand.”

“THAT’S THE WAY BOYS ARE,” replied Cindy’s shrink sympathetically. “You hoped to spend the rest of your life as Mrs. Prince Charming living in a palace in THE ’BURBS, and he was just looking for AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER!”

“I should have known it was just PILLOW TALK when he took me back to his private bed chamber and asked me to play post office,” philosophized Cinderella.

“One thing led to another,” continued Cinderella tearfully, “and next thing I knew, he said ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL‘”

“And what have you learned from all of this, Cindy?” asked Dr. Godmother patiently.

“To make sure the seat is down when I visit the Royal Toilet!” exclaimed Cinderella. “The prince had left the seat up, and when I went in there in the dark, I fell in with a big SPLASH!”

“How inconsiderate!!” sympathized Dr. Godmother….. “Wait a minute! ……. Why are you crying? …. Is it because the prince didn’t ask you to marry him?”

“Nah!” replied Cinderella, wiping her tears. “It is because the prince didn’t put the seat down!! …… My fancy ball gown was ruined!! ….. Now, all I have to wear are these rags!!””

“But, I thought you wanted to marry the prince,” protested Dr. Godmother.

“That was before I discovered he is really a thoughtless inconsiderate jerk,” declared Cinderella, “although I haven’t entirely ruled out the possibility….. Maybe I’ll just play the field for awhile.”

“IT’S IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMEBODY THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH, SOMEBODY YOU CAN TRUST, AND SOMEBODY THAT, Y’KNOW, TURNS YOU ON,” advised Dr. Godmother, looking at her watch, because their time was about up. “AND IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT THAT THESE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER.”

Memorable (Tom Hanks) Movie Quotes

Forrest Gump (Sapphire Series) [Blu-ray]

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The Academy Award winner for Best Picture, Best Director Robert Zemeckis, and Best Actor Tom Hanks, this unlikely story of a slow-witted but good-hearted man somehow at the center of the pivotal events of the 20th century is a funny and heartwarming epic. Hanks plays the title character, a shy Southern boy in love with his childhood best friend (Robin Wright) who finds that his ability to run fast…

The ‘Burbs

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Ray Peterson (Tom Hanks) would like nothing better than to spend a quiet week’s vacation in his suburban home, drinking beer and watching TV. But, spurred on by his two friends’ spinning of boyish paranoid fantasies about their reclusive neighbors, the Klopeks, the usually down-to-earth Ray begins to suspect his idyllic neighborhood has been invaded by an evil force, to the point where he and his …